Bush lambastes government-funded healthcare - right after receiving a colonoscopy performed by a taxpayer-funded team of doctors flown in to Camp David for the procedure. (sfgate)

Bush told an audience in Nashville last week that the Senate bill is "the beginning salvo of the encroachment of the federal government on the health care system." He said he'd veto any such legislation making its way to his desk.

That's a fine how-do-you-do for a guy who had five growths removed from his colon on Saturday largely at the government's expense and had them promptly examined by government experts at the government-run National Naval Medical Center.