Monday, May 08, 2006

Yesterday, I saw this billboard off of I-95 northbound in Philly, which is pretty strange by any measure. Turns out its for the National Day of Slayer.

The holiday comes with instructions:
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.