Oh BAbEEE YouUUu YouUU GoT WHAT I NEEeeEEeeEEEeeD!
Biz Markie has a doll. With nose picking finger action.

While I agree that it's not necessarily a terrible idea, calling it 'long awaited', as the ad does, is somewhat of a stretch. Not once in the past 15 years has someone answered 'What's going on with you?' with 'Waiting for that damn Biz Markie doll to come out, just like everybody else!'