Man will not stop messing with the simple pizza until it's an inedible pile of preservative-laced preformed saturated fat. This hideous vending machine is the latest, making even monstrosities like Pizza Hut look wholesome in comparison (who eats Pizza Hut? Is there one person who even eats this stuff?! Why the need for stunt-food? Cheesy Lava Pizza? Who the hell are you people?!)