[The Jive is here to teach]
Cheap-Ass Cereal Hall-of-Fame, because if a site has 'hall-of-fame' in its name, I'm there with freakin' bells on. Who wants non-fame in their halls? Idiots, that's who. And I know that a good simple majority of you out there aren't idiots. This is for you. Via Bifurcated Rivets.

I learned many, many things at this site, not the least of which was that Amazon.com was downplaying their books presence, apparently so they could focus on the lucrative shrink-wrapped bologna sector. From there, I learned that customers who bought this, also went on to buy a 16 frogs legs dinner. Did I blink and Amazon got taken over by mental patients or something? What the hell is going on?

From there I learned: "Just don't believe that old rumour that frogs taste like chickens. I've always thought they tasted more like parrots" which 5 out of 6 people found helpful.

With all of this knowlege gained, I'm confident that I'll make a better and more interesting dinner guest.