"Dearrrr Goddddd... Bless these snipers and the holy rounds they are about to deliver unto the vital organs of their heathen targets... Amen."
Hey, what's Christianity without a little rabid, right-wing extremist call for political assasination?

This, of course, follows Robertson's threat to "nuke" State Department headquarters in '03. This terrorist lunatic needs a long stay in Gitmo.

In October 2003, Robertson, criticizing the State Department during an interview on "The 700 Club," said "maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up," referring to the nickname for the department's headquarters in Washington.

So, what stokes the furnace of such intense Christian hatred against a country like Venezuala to the point that such Republican thought leaders as Pat Robertson threaten publically to slaughter its leaders and cast it into anarchy? What could possibly motivate such insane, terroristic rants against a poor country that couldn't defend itself against such Republican hit-squad black-ops? What else?

The production of synthetic crude has lead Venezuela’s President Hugo Chávez to argue that the country’s estimated 78 billion barrels in conventional reserves should be coupled with an estimated 238 billion barrels of extra-heavy crude in the nation’s Orinoco Oil Belt, resulting 55 billion barrels more oil reserves than Saudi Arabia’s, making Venezuela the oil-richest nation on the planet.

If you're wondering, like we at the Daily Jive are, what type of weaponry Jesus would prefer when he does his work among men, please join the Daily Jive's letter writing campaign and ask Pat. A typical letter might be "Dear Pat, what type of stopping power would Jesus prefer in hand weaponry?" or "What might Jesus look for in ammo that leaves an exit wound the size of a grapefruit?", "or possibly, "Pat, how might political murder be accomplished in a most holy and economically incentivized fashion such that the righteous killer be rewarded with the fruits of his blessed assasination mission?"

If Pat writes back, or televizes his answer on the 700 club, please share with the Jive!