13 Tons? No backbone? That could describe the roster of Democratic senators for the last 3 years. Ha! Just kidding... (but seriously: DO something)

Another giant mystery blob washed ashore. This one is a Chilean Sea Blob.
The 13-tonne specimen was at first taken for a beached whale when it came ashore a week ago, but experts who have seen it say it appears not to have a backbone.

Don't order the seafood special this weekend.