Chalupa smuggler fined.

... or "Is that a Chihuahah in your pants or are you just happy to see me..."
... or "Don't these people have to look at enough bad meat at work?"
... or "Man arrested for bad taste in Taco Bell"
... or "I've seen nicer packages in our condiment bin"
... or "No, sir. I can't super-size it for you"
... or (and I'm nuts about this one) "Bottomless man fined in forkless restaurant".