"Your house has an energy drain."
If you live in California, you can get your house checked for asymetrical yang by 'Space Cleaners'. Can we really trust these guys to elect a governor?

"Ideally," she says, glancing up from her pendulum, "a home should have balance of about 60 percent yang -- active energy -- and 40 percent yin -- passive energy -- but yours is 84 percent yin and only about 15 percent yang."

Wow, that leaves a whopping 1% left over that you can use on tolerance for letting people come into your house to lecture you on subjective energy. Despite the fact that Einstein came up with a little formula starting with "e=" all those years back, it seems that a lot of people are still throwing the word around pretty loosely, no?